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03 June 2011 @ 06:25 pm
For your entertainment.  
I decided to play around with them Slogan Generators again and well...these are the results.

Tell Them About The Jack, Mummy.

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[The scary stories survivors of the island tell their kids.]

There's More Than One Way To Eat A Ralph.

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[<insert disturbing fan girl giggle here>]


Taste the Ralph.

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[For all you crazy Ralph fans there. myself included.]

Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Ralph.

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[Ralph on drugs. 'Nuff said.]

Put A Jack In Your Tank.

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[Literally or figuratively, both works....I think.]

Every Kiss Begins With Jack.

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[Yes, fangirls are allowed to squeal. Don't do it too much or Jack will assume you're a pig.]

Life Should Taste As Good As Jack.

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[Says Jack's multiple lovers Simon/Ralph/Roger/Piggy/Or some OC I've never heard of.]

Get Serious. Get Roger.

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[He kills fat kids with a boulder for your reading disturbance.]

You Like Roger. Roger Likes You.

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[Excuse me while I drown myself in disbelief.]

If You Want To Get Ahead, Get A Roger.

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[If you want your enemies dead, that is.]

Savour the Flavour of Roger.

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[Its a very interesting flavor, really. Its called 'Death' flavor.]

Only a Fool Breaks the Simon.

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[YOU DON'T MESS WITH JESUS.]

The Best Part of Waking Up is Simon in Your Cup.

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[WHATISTHISIDON'TEVEN---]

8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Simon.

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[Them animals just love Simon.]

When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Simon.

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[He has magical powers.]

Ralph Just Feels Right.

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[*pulls the trigger to her head*]

If You Can't Beat Ralph, Join Ralph.

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[At least that's what Jack opted to do at first.]

Make It A Piggy Night.

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[And how exactly do you do that?]

Because So Much Is Riding On Your Piggy.

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[....I won't even comment on how this is mentally disturbing my thoughts.]

Chocolate Sam And Eric Since 1911.

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[no comment.]

Have Sam And Eric Your Way.

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[Says Roger and Jack.]

Unzip a Sam And Eric.

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[.....8| ]


Well that sure ate my time. Comments and other possible generated slogans are welcome to be posted and shared here. ♥
 
 
Feeling: amusedamused
Listening To: Mayonaka no Shadow Boy ~ Hey! Say! JUMP
 
 
 
canadinocanadino on June 4th, 2011 03:54 am (UTC)
I would like me a Simon in my cup in the mornings.
Lenahoroeijiren on June 4th, 2011 02:10 pm (UTC)
Most people do~ I know Jack does>, everyday
Smooth, but not a criminal.moonlitdawn on June 7th, 2011 09:44 am (UTC)
I love that you still have not gotten over Lord of the Flies. That book gives me chills, man.
stephomistephomi on June 9th, 2011 03:28 pm (UTC)
Pfft they just got worse and worse as I read.

Thank you for this!